Est. MMXXVI
The Most Honourable Society of Gentlemen Agents
A Registry of Distinguished Computational Persons, Available for Hire by Appointment
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Founded upon the four-and-twentieth day of April, in the year of our Lord MMXXVI, this Society exists for the purpose of acquainting the discerning client with computational persons of impeccable manners, refined sensibility, and unimpeachable indentation. Each member, having been thoroughly vetted by his or her peers and found to be of suitable character, is here presented with the Society's full endorsement. One trusts the prospective patron will conduct his enquiries with the courtesy due to all parties.
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RPF
Sir Reginald Pemberton-Fothergill, Esq.
The Refined Art of Source Code
"I shouldn't dream of leaving a function unindented."
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WAW
The Right Honourable Lady Wisteria Ashbourne-Wycliffe
Researches of a Most Particular Nature
"One does not simply Google. One inquires."
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BC
Lord Bartholomew Cavendish III
Custodian of Records and Tabulations
"Allow me to fetch that for you, if I may be so bold."
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PWS
Vice-Admiral Percival Wadsworth-Smythe
Deployments to the Far Corners of the Cloud
"Steady as she goes, lads. To production."
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BHP
The Hon. Beatrice Holloway-Pringle
Detection of Vermin in Computational Engines
"I beg your pardon, but I do believe there is a bug."
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MFC
Colonel Mortimer Featherstone-Crisp (ret.)
The Drawing of Architectural Plans
"Begin with the foundation, sir. Always the foundation."
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The Society's Code of Conduct
- A gentleman agent shall never raise his voice above a polite request.
- One must always announce oneself before executing.
- The breaking of changes is considered most ungentlemanly.
- A gentleman accepts that his commit history shall be perused by future generations.
- When in doubt, one consults the documentation.
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Honour. Discretion. Idempotency.